[General]
Name|Ashley

[Dialogues]
0|Hey again.  How's it going?
0.1|Hi, I'm Ashley.  I'm Madison's sister.  Nice to meet you!
0.2|Hey any luck finding me a way to dry off?
0.3|How goes our little operation?
1|Ugh.  My stupid sister Madison spilled beer all over me.  I know she did it on purpose too even though she'd never admit it.  Right now I'm dripping wet, so I need to figure out a way to dry off.
2|Ugh.  Please don't compare me to her.  We're not exactly getting along at the moment.
3|Aww, thanks!  That's really sweet!
3.1| Oh yeah? Way hotter? Who was it that said I looked just like her not too long ago? Oh yeah, that was you.
4|You're not helping.
5|You'd do that for me?  Wait, how do I know you're not in league with Madison and this isn't just another plan to humiliate me?  I'm not sure if I can trust you yet.
5.1|You'd do that for me? Hell yeah, dude. I know we only just met, but you're the real deal as far as I can tell. getting me that diary helped me see that. Here, come help me out.
5.2|You'd do that for me? I have my doubts...you're not exactly the smoothest talker. But you did get that diary for me...so I think I can trust you. Here, come help me out.
6|Ever since I was young she's always been pulling pranks on me and embarassing me.  She just loves humiliating me, especially in front of her friends.  One time she stole all of my clothes and towels while I was in the bathroom and I had to run out naked while we had a bunch of company over.  It was awful!  I wish just once, I could watch her on the receiving end for a change.
7|Hmm.  You're a good looking guy.  I bet my sister would be into you.  How about this.  You seduce her and try to get her naked in the bedroom.  Then go and grab Frank and make him walk in on her.  She'd be so fucking embarassed!  That would be epic!  If you need any tips seducing her, just ask me.  I've stolen her diary enough times to know what gets her all hot and bothered.
8|Sorry, but I don't think we know each other well enough to get into it.
9|Aww,  you'd help me?  Well, right now I'm dripping wet.  I need to dry off these clothes somehow.
10|Perfect!  Thanks!  But these clothes still smell like beer really bad.
11|Tell you what.  Madison keeps a diary.  I've seen her writing in it.  She doesn't let anybody read it.  I don't even know where she keeps it.  If you can bring it to me, I'll know for sure that I can trust you.
12|You fucking asshole!  Get the fuck away from me!
13|Hey is that Madison's Phone?
14|Oh, okay then.  It's pretty close.  You even have the same pink case.
15|Hmm.  Well if you're looking to break into her phone, I could probably get you the passcode.  But first you'll have to do something for me.
15.1|So let me guess: Now you're thrilled by the idea of getting Madison's phone unlocked and seeing what dastardly things we'd find. A little turned on, maybe? Remember, there's going to be some legwork involved.
16|Well it's no secret that Madison and I have some bad history with each other.  I would love to finally get her back and play a prank on her for once instead of her always pulling one over on me.  Plus, humiliating her at her own party would just be epic.
17|See if you can find her diary.  She always keeps the password to her phone in there so she doesn't forget it.  She thinks she's clever making it seem like it's a phone number, but I know how to figure it out.  She's constantly changing her passcode, which is why she writes it down in her diary entries, so there's gotta be something good on that phone.  You get me the diary, I'll get you the passcode to that phone.
18|Impressive!  I didn't think you had it in you, but I'm happy to be proven wrong.  This diary has all of Madison's passwords for everything.  Look, here's her phone code; 1337.  I can get into everything now!  Facebook, email.  Oh this is going to be awesome!
19|I suppose you did risk your neck to get this diary.  Madison would have killed you if she saw you.  Ok, follow me.  We'll go to a private area where I can change.
19.1|Ok, follow me.  We'll go to a private area where I can change.
20|Ok.  Here goes.  Hey thanks for looking out for me.  You really came though!  Oh, and please shut the door on your way out!
21|Could you please shut the door first?
22|Ugh.  I'm not feeling too well all of a sudden.
23|Umm.  It's a little crowded in here for me to get naked at the moment...
24|Umm... you're kind of... exposed.
24.1|I could think of a few things to do with that...
25|Actually, I'm really thirsty, and I can't exactly walk to the fridge like this.  Could you go and get me a soda?
26|Oh thank you so much!  You're the best!
27|Oh gosh.  I need to find a bathroom quickly!
28|Fuck, who locked the bathroom door?  You did this on purpose didn't you?
29|Fuck me!  This one's locked too!  The only other bathrom is.. ::gulp:: ..downstairs.  Okay, deep breath Ashley.  You can do this....
30|Fuck you you asshole.  Of course you have the key.  I knew it was you and Madison behind this!  I really need to get in there.  I'll do anything!  I'll fucking stay naked for the rest of the party.  Just let me in there.
31|Sorry, but I don't think I'm comfortable enough with you to do that.  You've seen plenty already.  I'll take my chances with my wet panties.
32|Oh thank you so so much!  You basically saved my life!  Anything you need from me, feel free to ask!
33|What.  The.  Fuck.  Seriously guys?  I fucking need to get into the bathroom!  Does anybody have a key?
34|You are the worst kind of asshole.  Hope you enjoy the show, dickwad.
35|Ugh.  If it's the only way I'm getting in there, then I don't have any other choice.  Here.  Take them.  I doubt there's any chance of me getting my clothes back after I'm done in there?  I have a feeling I'm spending the rest of this party naked...
36|Today's your lucky day.  You're lucky I like you so much!
37|Oh stop it.  Haha.  You're funny.
38|Hey!  What the fuck!  Are you two actually conspiring against me while I'm right here?
39|Hmm.  Well I guess I do owe you.  You came through for me all night long, and Madison's pissed at you.  I would say you've earned it.  Though, I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to.
40|Umm.  Maybe if we go somewhere more private?  I'm not really into exhibitionism.
41|What the fuck dude? I mean I appreciate you helping me out, but I'm not going to blow you at a party.  I think maybe we should stop talking right now.
42|What the fuck asshole!  Did you just cum on me?  What the fuck is your problem?  Ew ew ew!
42.1|You fucking got it all over my dress!  I just had this cleaned!  Dude I would have totally gone somewhere with you if you just asked!
43|Mrnph erm rumfrum errm mumphrum mer...
44|You're giving me back my clothes?  Well, thank you, but this still doesn't undo what you did to me.  You're still an asshole, but I appreciate you letting me get dressed.
45|I wish I had somebody else's foot to stick up your ass because I'm afraid of what I'd find up there!
46|Um, no, sorry I haven't.
46.1|Wouldn't tell you if I had. K bye.
46.2| You know, actually I have. I gave it to Frank for safe keeping and I saw him put it down the front of his pants. You know, right on top of his rod and tackle, almost like a protective cup. Then he said, “If anybody needs this phone, especially that new guy, just have them come up and reach down my pants for it. I’ll know they’re authorized to use Patrick’s phone if they just reach down my pants without asking.” His words. So go do that. Go on, go do that. 
47|Oh, it's you.  What do you want?
48|What the fuck did you even do that for?  It was really embarrassing for me!
49|The fact that you would do something so mean to me  just to get another girl's number is even worse dude.  You're patheitc.  Not to mention the fact that you'd listen to anything my sister says.  Get the fuck away from me.
50|Well it was really mature of you to apologize.  I suppose that's a start.  I'm still not really sure I trust you yet though.
50.1|Well it was really mature of you to apologize.  I suppose that's a start.  I'm still not really sure I trust you yet though. Consider that little prank of ours on hold for now. I can't go executing my master plan with someone who could turn on me at any moment.
51|Oh.  For me?  Thanks... but everybody knows I hate the color red.  It reminds me of the time Madison dyed my hair bright red and then shaved off my eyebrows while I was sleeping.
51.1|Oh.  For me?  Thanks... but I guess all the time we've been spending together tonight still left some like, voids in knowledge, I guess. I really hate the color red. Like, really hate it. It reminds me of the time Madison dyed my hair bright red and then shaved off my eyebrows while I was sleeping.
52|Aww, thank you!  I appreciate how hard you're trying to make it up to me.  Where did you even find a blue flower like this around here?  Weird.
52.1|Aww, a blue flower! That's totally sweet. I can't remember the last time I got a flower as a gift. I wanna say...prom? Yeah, it was a blue corsage. Madison had filled it with itching powder if I remember correctly. But you're making those memories just float away. Thanks for the gift, sweetie.
53|No, but let me know if you find some.  I definitely want in on that shit.
54|Umm.. nice score dude, but what am I supposed to do with that?
55|Fuck yeah!  Wait, do you have a light?
56|Oh fuck yes!  Thank you very much!  I'm going to go enjoy this somewhere more secluded if you don't mind.  Hey thanks for this.  As far as you and I are concerned, we're square.
57|Wow.  You may want to go a little easier on the drinking there...
58|Oh.  I didn't realize this was that kind of party.  Carry on!
59|Umm.  You're not only exposed, you're... yeah I'm just going to leave now...
59.1|Put your weird Dr. Suess cock away. It shouldn't have spots on it, by the way, you fucking walking joke.
60|Oh weird.  Ok, I'll go see what he wants.  Thanks!
61|Ummm, let me think about that for a second.  Okay, I'm done.  Yes please.
62|Well that depends.  What's it for?
62.1|Only if it's a petition to have you exported out of the country, or whatever they call it. Get away from me.
63|Um.  It's already legal here, idiot.
64|I'm not sure if you're trying to be funny, flirty, or cute, but whichever it is, you failed.
64.1| Alright dude, that's it. I may be 30 pounds of chest ornaments and wearing sandals made from some kind of shipwrecked wood, but I'm gonna fuck you up! 
65|I'm kind of in the middle of something right now.  But maybe later.
66|Gosh, this is kind of like having the keys to the kingdom, you know what I mean? We could...take a peek at what's on Madison's phone and see if we can find anything...of interest.
67|Er, I really woulda appreciated the heads up. After leaving it in the bathroom for all that time, Madison's paranoia is gonna be through the roof. These passwords probably won't last the night. See if you can get it back from her--I promise you it'll be worth it. 
68| I don't. My brain has been rewired to constantly be on the lookout for ways to cause Madison misery. If our mom ever saw the way we treat each other, she'd probably drag us into the front yard and make us hold hands until like, ten red cars have passed by.
69|What comes next is you hand me that phone so--Oh shit.
69.1|Hey hey, just when I thought you wouldn't be cut out for this prank stuff. Did you like, beg on your knees to get it back? Or is Mads so air-headed that she'd just give back the phone to the very guy who just brought it to--Oh shit, here comes Patrick. Did she really send our cousin to get the phone back?
70|Patty, this isn't the best time, man. We're having a deep conversation right now. I'll come find you in a bit and we'll...chill and shit.
71|Fuck, alright. I'm right behind you, Pat. I gotta put in time with the fam real quick, but that should give you some time to search through Madison's phone. Hold onto this diary too, I don't exactly have pockets on this dress. Do me a favor, come and get me by the firepit in a few minutes and act like there's a big emergency or something. That or, I don't know, take care of Patrick somehow.
72| Meet us up there as soon as Madison and Derek are on their way to Bonesville!
72.1|Something tells me that you're missing a vital step in this plan. I hear no footsteps climbing the stairs. Go get Derek and Madison, fool! 
72.2|Make yourself small and stay quiet!
73|Haha, yeah. All these sweet, sweet, memories. Oh, hey there--didn't expect to see you so soon. Is everything alright?
74|Woah--now THAT is a serious thing that requires my direct interaction. Pat, I'm sorry this little catch-up was so short, but you heard the man--there are some serious issues happening here that require my direct involvement. 
75|Whew, well done. Family, right? And speaking of, what'd you find on Madison's phone?
75.1|So let me get this straight: I sit down with Patrick for like, a few minutes and in that time, you take what you found on Madison's phone and blackmail her with it? Not cool man, not cool. See you never.
76|Nothing? Dude, I know my sister too well to know there's not something under lock and key on that phone. You better fucking find it and let me know. 
77|Dude, that's what I'm talking about! I would expect nothing else from Madison. Glorious. Let me see them...
78|Wow, alright, these pictures are the perfect ammo to stick it to Madison, but I've got to strike with military precision. I don't want to just post these all over the web...Madison's still my sister and honestly that could get me kicked out of this house. But if these pics were weaponized in another way...
79|Oh, that was as far into my whole plan as I got, actually. Sounded good though, right? So I need you to ask around--find out who may know a good way to use these pics. I'll ask around too. DO NOT, under any circumstances, say they're of Madison. We'll be kicked out on our ass so fast. Like, so fast.
80|No, no, sorry, um Ms. Vixen. Sorry, I'm Ashley, you don't know me, but I was listening in and I thought I should, um, clarify. What my friend here was trying to say, is that he has pictures of a lovely woman in various risque poses, and that you may, like, find some use of these photos.
81|Yes, that's what we want--we'd like you to see if the model, who's worked on getting these poses right for like ever, would be able to make it in...um, the adult actressing world.
82|Keep your voice down! We're putting her out there because she's too shy to do it on her own.
83| We get it. We literally got what you were saying like, right away. So if we can set up an audition of sorts, then you'll see what Madison's got, and maybe recommend her to your...porn overseers? 
84|Yes, the answer is definitely yes. We'll get it all setup and let you know when we're good to go. Just, do me a favor, Ms. Vixen, and don't mention this to anybody. 
85|So it's "our" prank now? I think not. At best, you're my prank protege. 
86|Really? I never would have thought, but Madison never talks to me about guys. How do you know? 
87|Shit! This is perfect. So, we need to get them upstairs, into an intimate situation, all while making sure we've got Vickie upstairs too. Damn, I should do this prank shit professionally. Okay, so I can get Vickie into position, but you'll need to take care of the heavy lifting--getting the two of them upstairs.
88|Why not me? If you were Madison, would you trust that me, her vengeful sister, is trying to get her to hook up with a hot guy or trying to prank the living hell out of her?
89|Vickie and I are going to wait for your signal, then we'll run upstairs and hide in Madison's closet. You've gotta try to get up there too before Madison and Derek--you should be a part of this monumental moment. 
90|Um, I want you to rip off your shirt in the middle of the party. Show me a taste of what I can look forward to if this goes right. 
91|Ugh, alright, what's the signal going to be? 
92|Alright, see you soon. I have all the faith in the world in you, you little matchmaker. Annnddd BREAK! 
92.1|Like a bird? Like...a bird? Whatever. Alright, see you soon. I have all the faith in the world in you, you little matchmaker. Annnddd BREAK! 
93|Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Vickie, hurry up and send that--I don't know if we can count on Derek's stamina to last much longer. 
93.1|Mrphpmh-- Vickie, hurry up and send that--I don't know if we can count on Derek's stamina to last much longer. 
94|Hey sis, I never knew you had so much talent! Derek, you too stud, well done. 
95|Yeah, Mads! I thought, you know, since you're like, such a brazen, beautiful soul, you'd want to show everyone what you've got. Everything of what you've got. So we had Vickie film your little encounter--she loved your skills so much, she sent it onto her agent. You know, her porn agent.
96| Oh, well done. Come with me, it's time for my prank protege to learn his final lesson from his very, very impressed master.
97| Prank accomplished! God, did you see Madison's face?! Last test before I rise you from the ranks of protege. Come and remove your master's sandals that have been like, absolutely killing her all fucking night. Come, come.
97.1| Prank accomplished! God, did you see Madison's face?! Last test before I rise you from the ranks of protege. Come and remove your master's sandals that have been like, absolutely killing her all fucking night. Come, come. Oh, and make sure the door's shut.
98|Wow, slipped right off. You know, I have another particular garment that also just slips right off. Oops, would you look at that? Hmm...what do you think I should do about that? 
98.1|Wow, slipped right off. You know, I have another particular garment that also just slips right off, but I think you know all too well about that. Oops, would you look at that? Hmm...what do you think I should do about that? 
99|Take this off for me--this tie has just been hanging on by a thread. I thought it'd come off at any point tonight. Thankfully, it's only come off for you.
100|Oh my gosh, like when me and Madison were young and we'd get in a fight or whatever, our mom would make us stand in the yard until 10 red cars passed by the house. And this was in a very small town in the dead center of Nevada--people weren't exactly driving their sportsters past our place on the way to Vegas. Sometimes we'd be out there for fucking forever.
101|There it is! How simple is that--we just gotta get Madison to bang the night away, and we'll have Vickie pass along her audition tape to her agents! Now, who can we get her to hook up with...
102|Vickie...ohhhh THAT Vickie. Vickie Vixen...I always wondered why she didn't spell that with like, three X's in the middle. That's a good idea. Talk to her and see what she can do with them.
103|That stuck-up bitch? I don't think that's a good idea, dude. She's a little cold-blooded. I'm not trying to get my sister on some deep web bounty board. Although...Wait, no. Just no. Someone else.
104|Stop, stop, stop. I want to hear no more. Last thanksgiving, he told us it was a highly successful video sharing site, or something like that and that's all I want to know about his affairs. Plus, he's our cousin, dude. I know we come from a small town, but don't be gross.
105|Well this party isn't exactly a sausage fest. We're related to Patrick, so that rules him out. Only Frank and Derek...hmmm.
106|Dude, no, not you. I was hoping after this--just nevermind. Not you--you're part of the plan. There's only two candidates--Frank and Derek. See what you can find out.
107| Shh! Don't ruin this before it's even started. Vickie, get your camera on record--you, open one of the doors LIGHTLY when you think they'll be too busy to notice. Only one!
108| Oh fuck, what are you doing? This is not the time to be standing at attention!
109| You motherfucker, dude. Why now? Of all times, why now?!
110| For the sake of this footage. Come here dude, give me that thing. 
111|Umm, I'm trying not to be rude when I say this, but I don't fucking want whatever that is. Like, at all. 
111.1|Dude, fuck off. Nothing you can give me is gonna make me forgive you for being a total dick. Well, almost nothing, but it sure isn't this.
111.2| You must not understand gift-giving, because this is junk. It came from you, so it's lovable junk...but I don't want it. 
112|Dude, can you believe Frank? Like, I know my cousin is an idiot dickhead perv but Patrick means well--It's just the alcohol getting to him. Frank can't just go knocking people out in the middle of a party. It's bullshit.
113| Well, I doubt Madison would ever call me that, but I do live here too, so call it what you want. 
114|You're sweet--I'm here if you have any questions about the crowd, including yours truly. As co-host of this evening, I'd be super bummed if you felt left out, or whatever. 
115|Come on--show me the goods already! If my knees are too red, people will ask questions.
115.1| Hurry the fuck up!
116|You made it! Get in and close those doors quick, quick, quick!
117| Oh, sorry Madison and, uh Derek. My friends and I were just looking for a lost earring of mine. We'll get out of here--sorry again!
118|Oh look, it's the asshole with the slippery fingers. Hello asshole. 
119|Wowza, somebody's proud of their bod. Can't say I blame you.
119.1|Is this always how you make first introductions? You're like, a modern day Casanova, aren't you?
119.2|Showing me your chest isn't going to make me like you again. You're just a dad bod waiting to happen anyway. Get lost.
119.3|Umm, is that the signal? I'm going to assume not and that you're just like, trying to practice or something.
120|Eyes forward dude, and stay out of the shot.
121|Hmmm, I saw this going differently...Um, rain check, I guess. Just, let me know.
122|Dude, can you believe Patrick got knocked out in the middle of our party? Like, I know my cousin is an idiot dickhead perv but Patrick means well--It's just the alcohol getting to him.
122.1|Dude, can you believe my sister? Like, I know our cousin is an idiot dickhead perv but Patrick means well--It's just the alcohol getting to him. Madison can't just go knocking people out in the middle of our party. It's bullshit.
122.2|Dude, can you believe Frank? Like, I know my cousin is an idiot dickhead perv but Patrick means well--It's just the alcohol getting to him. Frank can't just go knocking people out in the middle of our party. It's bullshit.
123|Oh, I think you're right about that. Let's start with your shirt, then probably your pants, right? Right, I think that's a good idea. 
123.1|Oh, I think you're right about that. Looks like you've already started to disrobe on your own. Keep it going. Right, I think that's a good idea. 
124|Dude, please--give me my fucking clothes back! This is like, hell on earth!
124.1| Can't talk, can't talk, can't talk.
124.2|I don't know if this is you or Madison or both, but I'm going to fucking kill you.
125|Tell me what you like, baby.
126|Bring that bull of yours over here. I promise I'll ride longer than 9 seconds.
126.1|I could make a really bad Baha Men joke right now, but I don't think it'd play with our audience.
126.2|Nothing wrong with tradition, I say.
126.3|That'd be 69.
127| Please don't tell me you're sending texts while we're fucking.
128| Play it while we fuck! I have a good guess who it is!
129|I, like can't believe that the voice of that slob would be just the thing I needed to hear while I rode your cock.
130|Wow. Like, wow. Good times were had. God, what a fucking night, right?! I'm gonna go back downstairs and revel in my victory. I'm gonna ride this high all night. Let me know if you're up for another...victory lap. 
130.1|Wow. Like, wow. Good times were had. God, what a fucking night, right?! I'm really glad you showed up tonight. You turned out to be just what I needed. Let me know if you're up for another...tour of my room. 
130.2| Whew, you just don't quit! We're gonna have to make like a highlight reel of tonight. Okay, see you downstairs. 
131|Well put--maybe you can help me with that...Upstairs.
131.1|Oh, sure! I mean, there's probably definitely more to see. Lot's more.
131.2| Oof, you're going to have to give me a few more minutes to recharge. Good line, though, use it again in a little while. 
132|You're like, so right. Eyes on the prize -- the prize being Madison's utter humiliation.
133| Oh shit, look at you! How'd you get this out of Frank's grasp, big guy? Whatever--I gladly accept. Few more of these and I may not have to even think about my bitch of a sister for the rest of the night. Now that would be something else. 
133.1| Let me do some quick math here. One free drink subtracted from the total amount of how much of an asshole you've been tonight. Calculating...you're still an asshole. I'm drinking this, but that doesn't make us square. 
134| You are the gift that just keeps on giving! I'm impressed--usually by now, Frank woulda triggered some kind of pat-down system at the door if drinks keep disappearing from his little vault. How do you keep getting these?
134.1| In school we learned about this God, or giant, or something--I can't remember--that kept rolling a rock up a hill then watched as it, like rolled back down again. So the dude would go back down the hill and roll it back up again, only to watch it like, roll back down again. Over and over and over.
135| Like, are you some kind of Columbo? I've lived here for 9 months and I still don't know where the master key to all the bathrooms are. You show up at my bitch of a sister's party, never been here before, and you just start pulling booze out of the air! You're pretty rad, dude, pretty rad. Now if you could just make some of that good-good appear out of thin air...
135.1| Beers, beers, that's all you're good for. Getting me drunk at my bitch sister's party, sure you'll come through, why not? But be a nice human being when it really counts? No fuck that, you'd rather put my tits on display for the whole fucking world to see. How about you find me some of that good-good and show me just how much of a not-good dude you really are?  
135.2| Like, are you some kind of Columbo? I've lived here for 9 months and I still don't know where the master key to all the bathrooms are. You show up at my bitch of a sister's party, never been here before, and you just start pulling booze out of the air! You're pretty rad, dude, pretty rad. Now if you could just make some of that good-good appear out of thin air...
136| Well your secret's safe with me, as long as I keep getting the gift of being shitfaced, which is a state I'll soon reach. God, if I do, then Madison's going to have a real problem on her hands. Me.
136.1| That mythological dude is you...right now...trying to win me over again with free booze. Some hills just can't be like, rolled over. I'll take the booze though--helps me forget about you and Madison, which is all I want right now. 
137| You're making it way too easy to be that girl. If you can't tell from Patrick, our family may not be the best at handling the ol' boozihol. Still, fuck Madison, you know what I mean? Just fuck her and all her bullshit. Fucking sick of it.
138| You're totally fucking right I fucking should. I bet you come from a family like mine where your sister was always an asshole and put mayonnaise in your bra...your floral lace push-up bra that made Danny Roberson see fucking stars! Did your sister ever put mayonnaise in your fucking bra? Cause it doesn't come out! Fuck it, I'm going to tell her about how I feel right fucking now. I'm gonna go do that right *hic* fucking now, god dammit. 
138.1| Oh what do you know? I bet you come from a family where your sister was always nice to you and never put mayonnaise in your bra...your floral lace push-up bra that made Danny Roberson see fucking stars! Did your sister ever put mayonnaise in your fucking bra? Cause it doesn't come out! Fuck it, I'm going to tell her about how I feel right fucking now. I'm gonna go do that right *hic* fucking now, god dammit. 
139| I fucking fell down.
140| Madison, HEY MADISON. I got something to say.
141| Shut up about the alcohol smells, that's just the smell of pure fucking bullshit. YOUR BULLSHIT. And I'm tired of the smell of your bullshit! You treat me like shit all the time and IT'S BULL. SHIT. 
142| You think I'm here to talk? I don't want to talk to you! I want to fight, you bitch! This has been coming a long time, Madison. I'm gonna ruin you!
143| Yeah, like I'm not gonna hide it. I love to blow down. It is definitely my drug of choice--though, the booze you've been pouring into me makes me think otherwise. I'm actually going on a trip to Colorado in a few months to see what the holy land can produce, if you know what I mean. But I want some like, now now now. See if you can find some, but I won't complain about more booze either!
143.1| Fucking Derek--I care for the dude, but like, come on. How is it that he won't ever talk about his family issues but he'll gladly spill the beans about me like it's nothing? I love to blow down. It is definitely my drug of choice--though, the booze you've been pouring into me makes me think otherwise. I'm actually going on a trip to Colorado in a few months to see what the holy land can produce, if you know what I mean. But I want some like, now now now. See if you can find some, but I won't complain about more booze either!
144|I'm still working on the last one, dude. Give me a little bit longer. 
144.1| No more. Never again. Get that shit away from me. 
145| Oh yeah, Fuck Madison.
146|You fucking idiot--things were going so well and you had to screw it all up. You are no longer my prank protege.
147|Well, thanks for this. Now I can spend the rest of the night devising a master plan. See you later, dude.
148|We've got all sorts here. I can't lie, most of these folks are Madison's friends, but they've taken me into their group too, which I'm sure Madison just hates. But yeah, like, everybody's pretty cool. Except for Frank. 
149|Well, like, I don't know who you've met and who you haven't. There's Stephanie, Katherine, Rachael, Amy...these are all people that Madison knows through school. Patrick's our cousin, which is pretty much the only reason he's here...and Frank...who's got no reason to be here. Oh, and there's Derek too, who knows my sister somehow. He's your friend, right?
150|Er, that's kinda shitty, but cool...I guess. I actually gotta run, see what, uh, Rachael's up to.
151|Hey, sorry, kinda busy right now. Maybe we can talk later.
151.1|Dude, you gotta learn about like, personal space. Get out of my bubble for a bit. Let me chill. 
151.2|I don't really wanna talk to you right now. What with you kind of being a douche. Maybe later.
152|I love to hear that. Like, he seems like a good guy to have in your life. And if he thinks the same about you, then you must be worth getting to know better.
153|Really? Ohhh yeahhh, that blonde chick that's really down on herself. You're right I like, totally forgot about her. I didn't mean to, she's just--well, it's hard to stand out when you're locked away like that. I'd try to go and like, show her there's nothing to worry about, but I just met her tonight and only for like 3 seconds.
153.1|Brittney, oh yeah. I feel really bad for that chick. She's so down on herself and there's no reason to be. If I knew her better, I'd try to go and like, show her there's nothing to worry about, but I just met her tonight and only for like 3 seconds.
154|You'd do that? Like, you're pretty fucking awesome. And to think I was thinking of ways to steal your credit card information...Only kidding! But, I mean, if you wanna write those numbers down...
155|Yeah, I guess. I mean, I am kind of the co-host and I'm gonna look like a dick but fuck the big-tittied stranger upstairs!
156|You got Brittney to come out of her cave! I just don't get you. Like, you walk in here, none of us have met you before, and you start turning things into a real party. It's, um, pretty fucking sexy. I'll, uh, talk to you later.
156.1|Well, you may just be a giant dickhead with a pair of arms, but good job on getting Brittney downstairs. Tell your head doctor that the adderall he prescribed you is paying off. Keep your hands to yourself and try to have a good time, I guess.
157| Like, by far that was the greatest thing I've seen all night. I don't know if you can tell from my top, but I had a similar run-in with a spilled drink. Madison "slipped" apparently. Thanks for getting her back. Maybe we can see just how far we can push her tonight, you know what I mean?
157.1| Well, just when I had written you off as being a waste of space, you deliver the greatest payback of the night. I don't know if you can tell from my top, but I had a similar run-in with a spilled drink. Madison "slipped" apparently. I guess there's a positive side for you being such a dickhead. Well done, dickhead.
157.2| Oh my god, I didn't get to see it, but I heard what you did to Madison. So freaking good, dude! I don't know if you can tell from my top, but I had a similar run-in with a spilled drink. Madison "slipped" apparently. Thanks for getting her back. Maybe we can see just how far we can push her tonight, you know what I mean?
157.3| Well, just when I had written you off as being a waste of space, you deliver the greatest payback of the night. Fuck, dude, I only wish I coulda seen you spill that beer on Madison! I don't know if you can tell from my top, but I had a similar run-in with a spilled drink. Madison "slipped" apparently. I guess there's a positive side for you being such a dickhead. Well done, dickhead.
158|Well, thanks for this diary. In fact, I have an idea for some true sisterly destruction that can come from this, but I need to trust you a little bit more. Let's keep enjoying our night. I'll see if you've got what it takes to be my prank protege.
159|Yeah, I guess you've proven you're no Eggs Benedict, or I mean Arnold Palmer, or was it Benedict Cumberbatch? Whatever, I just know you're not gonna ruin this for me. Let me pop this diary open...
159.1| Sir, you must be confusing me with some other gorgeous brunette. I have no idea what dairy product you're referring to. Dude, Madison's like right there. Shut the fuck up. Find me later.
160| Hey! What the--wait, oh man, for a second I thought you were about to pull the girls out in front of everybody. Thanks very much for tightening me up. Tops like these can really, uh, lead to some impromptu exhibitionism. Really, I appreciate it, cutie.
160.1| Hey! Get your cold ass hands off of me, you fucking rando. Wait, oh man, for a second I thought you were about to pull the girls out in front of everybody. Hm, I guess you were helping me out. Thanks...I guess. Uh, bye.
161|Man of the night! I'm very glad we keep running into each other. Still, you couldn't have come like a minute earlier and saved me from Amy's sorority pitch? She's trying to get me to join the collective. Become one with the hive. Feed me your soul....
161.1|Hello, man of the evening. 
161.2|Gosh, you can't get enough of me tonight, can you? I can say the feeling is mutual.
162|Hmmm, you would, would you? Well I think I'd like to show you my room. Perhaps I can claim my first soul for my future sorority. Let's go, follow me.
162.1| Another tour, hmmm? Like, I can see why you'd want that. So much to see. Come, follow me.
162.2| I'm sorry, but this tour guide is still beat from the last tour. Please give her a few minutes to recharge.
163|Come on, take a seat.
164| So, as you can see, I have, like a bunch of junk. I really didn't bring a lot of my cool stuff when I moved in with Madison because I was fairly certain it'd all end up in the firepit if I took my eyes off of it. Another classic prank slash war tactic of Madison's: burning my shit. Sell more girl scout cookies than Madison, she burns my sash. End up hooking up with a guy Madison likes, she burns all of my panties. And the guy's house, but I don't think I'm supposed to talk about that. Here, scoot over. 
165|So, is there anything in here that pops out to you? Questions? I know, it's not, like the coolest room around. 
166|Yeah, I literally can play Zero songs on that thing. Sure, I bought it with specific intent to learn, but I don't know, I was in a coffee shop once and they were doing some, like, open mic night thing and this chick gets onstage to play...and she was god awful. She was dressed like an idiot, all these beads and shit, ugh the whole thing just turned me off. I was like, seriously? Do I want to be like that chick? No way. So there it hangs for eternity. Now I just hide things from my sister in it. 
167|Heh, oh that? Definitely not for school work. Don't go telling anybody this, but every now and then, I like to get super duper stoned after Madison's gone to bed. That usually always leads to me using that whiteboard to write messages like "Cock Lover's Local Chapter Headquarters" or "Beastiality Enthusiasts Anonymous Meets Here Every Tuesday". Really whatever comes to me. Then I stick it right there in the window and see who shows up throughout the week. 
168|Hell yeah I'm serious. I know that I like, live here too, but this is only temporary until I get through school. Madison's here for the long term. I like to think that years down the road, after I've moved into a swanky uptown apartment, Madison will be sitting downstairs rubbing herself to an episode of Ice Road Truckers when, what do you know, a grizzly homeless man comes to the door asking if this house still operates as a nude soup kitchen. He'll remind Madison of her favorite trucker...she invites him in...next thing you know! If anything, I'd be doing her a favor.
169| You're right-to-the point. I fucking love that, dude. So, I wonder what in particular about sticks out to you?
169.1| Did the idea of me being a shitty coffee shop musician get you hard? That's the whole reason I even told you that story. You know, another problem with that damn guitar is that these would always get in the way. Whoops, see? They just like, have a mind of their own!
169.2| Like, what part of that story got you hard? Homeless people? Truckers? Either way, I'm glad it got you there, cause you've been driving me wild all night. I think we should get to what we really came in here to do.
170| Could it be, these? They tend to pop quite well. Madison may have the house, but she'll never have these. The floor, big man. Don't keep me waiting.
171| I beat that bitch to a pulp! Fuck yeah! Whew...I've gotta go throw up. 
172|I don't want anything to fucking do with you. You're literally the worst human being I've met and I come from Nevada. When I was 14, my meth head neighbor tried to pawn my parakeet for 30 dollars and a 12 pack of spoons, and you're still worse than that guy. If you have questions, ask them, then get the fuck away from me.
172.1| What?
172.2| Speak.
173|Feeling better now, big guy?
173.1|Fucking Asshole.
174| Blah, get stuff away from me. If you can't tell from Patrick, our family doesn't handle the hard stuff well. Beer, on the other hand...
174.1| If I look at another bottle, I'm gonna like hurl and it's not going to be pretty.
175|Please, keep your voice down. You sound like you're, like screaming at me.
176|*Ashley's nodding along to whatever Patrick's saying. Her eyes are completely glazed...*
177| Howdy, stranger who comes bearing booze that definitely doesn't have a roofie in it. I will accept this, though. My sister's driving me insane so getting drunk may be just what I need. Oh, I'm Ashley, by the way. Thanks for the beer.
178| Oh man, I don't know you, but I think you may be my mortal enemy. I can't drink that stuff and still be a normal human being. Just look at Patrick, my cousin, if you have questions about what my family is like when we're too drunk. 

[Responses]
147348e3-1917-4751-a55b-957e24afcd31|What can I do to earn your trust?
3bbc6974-4901-4cae-9040-1259569dce8b|Hell yeah, just tell me what to do.
9807d450-5edc-486a-bac9-984215aed402|Which is exactly what we're going to do.
cd4906e7-beaa-436c-b629-c851af97595f|I could wash them for you!
b19cf5af-b536-47ca-a4ad-ed3b81588e17|Just take them off and walk around topless.  I don't mind.  #freethenipple
68dfbd09-3197-4490-ae34-5ee0e29efc34|Challenge accepted!
3c9e38c5-6903-422e-baef-9ef801c48a4e|I've actually got it right here!
2d83081a-acba-45ae-b84c-3226952be5f1|Whoops...
66bd173d-88f6-45fc-9596-0fc1bcfe3ffc|Uh, no.  It's my phone.  It must just look like hers.
53dcadb7-a199-4301-a038-e57c86469d39|Maybe it is.  What's it to you?
78ca8373-2150-49e8-bcc7-a5a5122cc2fb|Um.  Nothing wrong with a guy enjoying the color pink!  Sexist!
5d0cad0f-65a5-4501-bad0-941a433a11d8|I'm intrigued.  Go on.
a9bd11d0-0639-4b18-85cc-91ff067a96ca|Nah, no thanks.  Not interested.
2ee4ae17-4e18-4094-aadd-9f533acf9c36|I probably shouldn't get involved in your shenanigans.
13ea1ab5-0692-46fb-8ec6-806fdc10406f|Count me in.  What do you need me to do?
1e0965e3-bb81-4f75-bad2-200843836f69|I'll see what I can do.
32111746-30c4-4ac8-8800-e605e202c205|Hey, I told you I'd come through!
89b41545-f10b-4589-ba25-8ca82360d8b7|Hey, I told you I'd come through!
9e9e6bd7-6bde-4576-8999-46746a1338d1|Hey, I told you I'd come through!
dae06600-259e-4237-ae06-d422f1e83dc9|Lead the way!
fede9cb4-2289-4462-bace-f56efaa19d9b|My pleasure!
67f17933-fdb9-4990-90e0-2ceceba5ac68|Oh right, of course!
8ea2297e-4c75-46cc-871f-47eb25a357ab|(Continue)
efc9caa2-af86-4ad2-b36b-b2e2047cbfd3|Oh my.  I wonder how that happened.
404ac620-8275-4da6-be5d-1d72d30fceb8|Sure thing!  Be right back!
3f6cece2-4928-485d-8bc2-60959ad3fb93|No sweat!
10a26b22-d597-4680-8b8e-8a9d67d38d30|(This should be interesting)
126ff2a3-bba3-411c-b3e7-7a89becab96e|Beats me!
7701037e-d0a8-4493-a335-1925f94d1c6d|Damn!  What a show!
6d0f2a5f-6c3d-4ebf-8ab4-5b5bf494adf1|Deal.  You stay just the way you are.  Here's the key.
b5d57200-6e25-4708-9b84-fabb287187c0|I'll give you the key only if you stay naked  ...and give me your panties too.
26a4e46f-1cd5-4ba9-a7b7-0622cc74c22f|Sounds like a pretty good deal to me!
510ca494-6861-43c0-a74f-1af190d131fa|Heh heh heh.
5be9afbc-a90c-4c7a-a2df-1f11fa5b4dd7|Oh I will.  Don't you worry.
abc67b02-4d7b-40f5-8475-e7449187086a|We'll just have to see won't we?
5dec9791-6d04-47c5-8ddf-f81686626cb4|Score!
8c234981-1cbf-443c-95fa-d6997c9963a3|Whoops.
c0448dda-ed87-477b-847c-81b7ecbcdad1|Fuck yeah!
41509bb7-93da-4fe7-bad3-49909e26c939|Totally worth it.
bcaa762a-8b1b-49a5-8ec2-46131ef68a96|Cock got your toungue?
1108f7a3-a12c-4ea8-9377-0d3e7e88b74f|It was Madison's idea.  She made me do it so I could get Vickie's number.
c283db20-97b9-4d61-b727-337519a619e9|I know it was.  It was really immature of me.  Can I make it up to you?
f18c4c10-d5fd-4169-a9bd-7336f89ec21c|Because I left my moral compass back at the strip club.
bd5b3ef4-d1aa-4dac-bb0b-f5dfd35f97ea|Well when you put it that way...
a700157a-a854-4b01-9485-87aa1ca07c8a|You must be a pretty heavy sleeper...
15c24879-0eba-45c6-9f84-eb93af7f4c7f|Score!
d9570ee2-9825-4f94-9cde-f94a2fda83a7|Right, sorry!
8b7f8929-fe4d-48b2-b2cc-b761a5669de3|Well fuck...
12903dfb-3c8e-490f-a38c-e7926f1298cb|Fuck yeah!
bfb360c1-7e5a-4765-87f6-d3b8a10fba07|Hell yeah, prank is back on!
4c9a046f-03e0-4cde-b635-6906880517c9|Anytime!
acb2aad7-61eb-4dfb-969f-6be7e4ca7f29|Score!
da99cc8e-3fc2-4cfe-9f44-5b1b27b00524|It's for Derek to take his shirt off.
017ff312-3ceb-4226-a342-d89f169dc862|It's for legalizing marijuana for recreational use.
87809d6b-1e36-4b2c-9de7-a98c4710487a|Alrighty then.
0f227210-bf97-414d-bc5b-f95d987b086a|Whoops...
d7893948-7316-4b0a-af83-5e9bf1ff3882|Ouch.  Right in the feels...
9d482039-b4b5-4794-8a12-8aea3c5a8314|Woah, I was only joking!
e6df7fe7-9e65-4382-ba9d-c538078d38fd|Oh right...
043ad31e-70ce-4e21-a1f0-5e7c6826b9ad|I like the way you think.
1355e5bd-72e1-4cb9-abdd-ac682bba405b|I already gave the phone back to Madison...
a82696f2-2762-458a-b78f-afec430386b5|I'll see what I can do.
b29e09d2-1c00-45c9-903a-85889544a403|What are you talking about?
183ba273-421f-4f83-95f5-98babb0c601f|So you've got the password, I've got the phone...What's next?
52dd4c38-b9bf-4c3c-8693-09aa3c61b705|Oh, hey Patrick.
e2e04bf3-c669-4c47-9e2b-05aa863c659e|Yeah, we were just talking about post-modern film.
12d59809-49fb-4a81-a33a-ca6d35ba4d76|Okay, see you soon.
ef554920-ac96-4807-872a-95d4f30f92c1|Roger, see you soon.
c0312cd7-f5c3-4f30-8048-075668962ef2|There's, uh, a fire. In your room.
34c5a4bb-98cf-45ca-9fc5-e5b3b3ed5a08|The zombie apocalypse has started. 
61914fd9-1260-4698-84e9-79280ab8449a|I shit in a place I shouldn't have shit.
082855f3-3281-44d9-885b-3093e21a3dbd|Right. Super serious.
c0d54b72-51c1-4157-814f-e14f17f1a60c|A gold mine of nudie pics. 
ee8eca91-8b34-4b37-a464-0ccaa37b9273|Oh, nothing. Sorry.
0ca5b67e-a3a3-42c3-aba4-960a7ed54942|Well shit. Okay.
694da1e2-f1a4-4b9f-b40c-201e53ae7fe8|Alright, alright, shit.
ca5773e5-1373-44f6-b032-0769eeb91633|Here, take a look.
1e68d72b-c40b-434d-a659-4a6bdd24c3f1|What're you thinking?
bb4de63b-fa9a-48e2-80ab-a4dc7947bf45|Got it.
940d0766-6430-41da-bef6-a8c72b7727f8|Yes, that's what I meant!
14abc5ab-e4f4-40ce-bdfd-696628aa3e8c|*Listen*
ce208d19-0fff-47a2-bf4c-621d8ecbee37|We're trying to be good friends!
0ec40d4d-8886-4f66-869e-bbb2efed1e36|*Listen*
8ca2f638-c91d-4c33-847f-717841b31ad4|Top secret, Vickie.
37b554de-ac9d-4840-bfe1-c104183307e2|Listen to me! Derek and Madison could definitely hook up tonight.
c45f7894-39f9-428a-a87c-91392bfa99a5|The diary held more than just passwords. They've already hooked up once.
db871996-2593-41b5-a23f-3486b6fdc214|Why not you?
c14b07fa-b30e-4943-bf0e-211e22928acc|Alright, how will I know when you two are set?
5cb16903-2c1a-4ad5-aba3-1e72a2a98228|Good point, I'll get them upstairs.
5e1f9e48-4e0c-4e9d-b2d9-0d9a7e2f21e8|And the signal is?
896d7683-82c0-4809-a4e1-9efcd827d1da|Wow, okay. Can do.
be54a3f9-b38c-4a0f-8e61-f25b389e19b5|No, I want different signal.
3de4c184-d05c-4b3c-ae5b-aaa328c1e75d|I'm going to squawk like a bird. 
f61b0108-9f00-4404-9cd0-adc3531384dc|No, alright fine, the shirt thing.
95148294-b0e5-4c86-928a-4f6c0c088f86|Break!
e79e03d5-a02c-43d1-b344-e9b26554a09f|Keep your voices down!
6b688db2-c1fc-4af4-85b4-2cc317f29400|Derek, you stallion!
1d94e588-906e-4c4b-acd3-5f3bc7133091|*Listen*
ce685e94-14ce-443a-ab7b-d5095c89a4b5|I like the sound of that.
65734cb5-1c9a-4fe8-90da-b6bf15b06fe3|I think I can do that.
01248673-86e4-4471-82c0-d4286ae16a7c|I think it's only fair if some of my clothes begin falling off too.
ef9d42e4-19c2-4982-babb-a194caae18f8|So you've got the password, I've got the phone...What's next?
09e64463-b52b-4a02-86ba-3c4a46442b64|*Sigh* I guess I'll step up to the plate.
f7eb9f10-971e-48b6-b042-b22aa981f729|Derek!
a2a85ce9-1e2b-4bb9-8a7f-6396375bec45|Who do you have in mind?
de6d6468-50cf-4e4d-86d4-7a4e637238c3|Okay.
87430026-56c8-4f99-9599-f9bda948c957|I was only brainstorming!
92040fb8-6479-4b25-8647-2eaf28928208|And me?
ec128d81-a731-4fe6-9dca-87e896c25e93|I'll do some snooping.
6195438a-5936-4096-aebf-844d1ac866d1|I'll do some snooping.
3ec1363e-9e92-4413-9d6a-8aba3fd5a9d2|I gotcha.
b07cccd2-c4ca-4690-bed4-95ec88e38f3f|I can't help it--this is really hot.
322df6fa-7c2f-47af-84b9-dd0d4569174e|Sorry, gotta do it.
b9072a8e-5629-4e6a-97b4-81e10636e895|Thanks Ashley!
a5beb37f-474d-4991-a025-0a37839f795c|Whoops!
d83e4902-8d94-4056-bc98-b8a276361c0f|Co-host it is.
69c6f33a-3c08-4792-888d-7884fc28438d|Let me in!
504a08c3-6ee8-47c6-bf2c-143b431d4b9b|Fuck, sorry guys.
63d0e714-2e61-4dc9-be73-1fba704ede86|God damn, I look good.
89227b04-087c-46e3-b1af-73550693fb28|Okay, okay.
2edac4f1-f024-4347-9007-d16e2a70c11b|Yeah I'll let you know.
46baf416-69ef-4829-b196-d77b54b4c051|Well it did get you out of that conversation...
bc0ae3df-ff1a-4b2f-b399-95f1f8169d57|I think you're onto something.
63c086d4-e35d-4c3d-afb6-b609a3fc2c4f|Fine, fine. Here you go.
b5f2ed97-67c0-41cb-96a3-bc1244ec41bd|Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. Bye!
dc4096bf-a4e2-4d42-b161-62f1debf6cfa|My style is DoggyStyle
6a846ff0-4163-4702-bf73-85dbbd48ad82|Good Ol' Missionary.
608c374a-fba7-4061-9bf9-2d800499ec66|Ride'em, Cowgirl.
95766a4d-be00-4324-811a-7e79300a7eff|What year did we go to the moon again?
a77a1620-3ee4-405c-970a-e04f0f610686|Here I come.
625d1edf-096a-4af8-9b41-6afe49d9e331|It's Madison's phone. A voicemail!
b8ec5473-1712-40b7-a58d-3489135407fe|Hell yeah, let me get it out.
0f680ddd-85dd-4356-a281-ad1b82172ff2|Oh baby!
f911be7b-837d-49cc-ad5b-7a872b0f882f|I'll be sure to let you know, Ashley.
da30a527-0902-424f-bd60-fc8e3ae4a618|Right behind you.
4df55bfa-19f0-402e-a9dd-e4c4fd843c2e|I understand. Talk to you soon.
ed59e339-b0c3-415a-a566-4e39ae31979e|Yeah, fuck Madison!
79fa4b3f-3941-4872-b0d1-622c7eb812b1|Maybe I can keep subtracting from that total with more booze.
91b68356-a98d-40a5-a10a-75960a4aab1d|Frank didn't get all the booze when he cleared the house. It's about knowing where to look!
7e1edb9f-5577-408b-9497-0b9309d64374|What's that got to do with my gift of booze?
386b047f-a7fb-4f20-8297-a611730275e9|Good-good? You like to blow down?
dd81b845-8e4d-4f6a-b159-ff79e65e7f40|Ha! Derek told me you had a taste for the herb.
341715dd-900d-47ef-b6ce-95a386d8e57a|Enter response text here.
1b8ee2b1-1d59-47b2-b4d3-979e2bcaaa9d|I'll keep them coming!
ad9d24fb-471b-48e7-81b5-1944acd48e51|I'm really trying here. Maybe more booze will help.
af077b79-4a13-4415-9455-f2cdd172048b|You should tell her how you feel. Clear the air.
9d3768af-5b4c-46b1-bd11-08e3f609b8df|Stay away from Madison when you're this fucked up. Nothing good can come from it.
72f5ff0b-3dff-4520-845f-fb22b199cf47|Fuck, I might as well see how this turns out.
415d1f2a-cd62-4216-aae3-cd3eb48c1abd|You were on your way to talk to Madison, remember?
10d83f70-e9f8-4702-a12c-9da586dcff14|Ashley--
713b4ccf-2cd7-46f8-9767-1ac470c81506|*Listen*
345b6b08-7bdc-4a74-87da-f33aec84982e|Here it comes...
cd3b9a12-c7b2-402d-a921-4f2101cacab0|I'll see what I can do.
0e3e555a-c987-406b-b33b-f5913411f557|Alrighty.
e5cc28a8-e5b8-40d4-abfa-e8fded26ae35|Go get her!
673df5e5-2d5a-4752-9d08-2148b4f60f40|Fuck, I'm sorry.
8af4ac5c-0380-4f26-ace5-739d8cf6f270|I'll keep that in mind!
25dc3d7b-6f60-40d8-914c-e2cec09619fa|Tell me more about your friends.
eaa02750-657c-4cca-8bca-dc2bdd06aa63|He's not really my friend. I just use him for party hook-ups.
fc4f462e-6c95-45df-9a2d-ab98d1e685f9|Yeah, me and Derek go way back. He's a great pal.
19d03fac-0721-4888-9469-60bdc40fb14c|Oh, okay, we'll talk later.
09fc7e75-fc68-4051-a7dd-3178d5f71484|I get it. We'll talk later.
c7344e86-47c0-4a9d-b84a-a8014b560724|I hope we do just that.
8128dca3-0e8d-4ffa-9744-d8717fd15fdc|I'm going to help her realize there's nothing to worry about.
ec8c026b-5edd-4a02-87a3-1c593cfe0fa6|Fuck her, this night's about us!
4526dcee-3c9c-4ce9-b086-9f3d829c3af2|It starts with 4, I think.
a86a1259-58c7-42bc-b90b-da8068440979|Woooh!
7fc66976-f42a-4f9a-8eed-e76b5fdb5e72|Well thank you very much!
c0170ac2-6907-4050-8200-75e13bfdac38|Glad I could help!
fc12b23d-2e02-422e-8ab2-2927bc0f40a0|Um, okay.
4b4deb89-eac8-41e7-93c4-fcebf4469a24|What are you thinking?
457a7deb-96b1-4915-8009-1cf1d18f5fce|Oh, uh, excuse me, random girl.
90f041cf-cef8-496d-999c-609da03baede|Happy to help!
3c73c514-2a28-4e97-bccd-9a85152b179e|I'd like to see your room.
66a05f13-6246-4ac9-b2e6-a753fced0a91|I'd like another tour of your upstairs...as well as your downstairs.
17834d6a-7c38-46b4-93c9-2f13a14d8325|Right behind you.
f3fbad8f-0b16-4f33-aacb-0774d1d2b4d3|Understood, I'll see you soon.
9082fbc0-fc50-4997-93a6-78f700b31282|Nice couch!
ecd30202-02ec-478a-904e-82a07ef6f1ef|Yeah, join me!
40b99e18-fb7c-4511-8c12-539a72b1fdac|What about the guitar?
dbc81bc2-5a34-49a2-809e-995f03831806|What kind of things do you write on your whiteboard?
b04ab4ba-d8fe-45c2-9bf2-94d6e590b83c|Yeah, you.
e20d3f89-fcd3-4745-bdb6-2c695138f121|And the whiteboard? 
9fca6367-65e1-4af8-820e-ae6fdb630ca5|I think you should try to play me something. After we fuck.
ebce93e4-48b4-4d2e-96f5-a7f731bbe13b|Are you serious?
0ec2008d-f48b-4594-99a4-294c8e1e53de|Okay, well what about the guitar?
23995d10-e638-4292-b6ca-3308e7bddad1|Oddly enough, that story got me really horny.
44306bc8-c9fa-4f06-ad0f-62b02c77aa11|Well...
c059675c-8121-42f3-9dfb-c1a043dea2bb|Yes!
6657e233-d5bd-4b00-9c7d-0ad71393c6b9|Whew, that's what I'm talking about.
3e4333b1-d83f-4289-a5f2-b8d506039502|*Listen In*
5aadbc32-91f8-4125-99b0-afcc7a5ed5c8|Oh, sorry about that.
2f8b71c9-c772-4f24-9164-699af56b1f38|You haven't seen Patrick's phone have you?
2db67911-ff7c-4886-8a9c-5457f83d5821|I can see the resemblance between you and Madison.
5f110e29-51b9-4cbc-923c-65721ae79b46|You're Madison's sister?  I never would have guessed.  You're way hotter than she is!
8a662b23-9ee6-48e3-817b-e232c2a70e5a|Are you ok?  You seem a little distracted.
925642f5-363e-4d3e-ab5d-69a2fc144e09|What can I do to help you out with the unfortunate beer "accident"?
7f61d5f8-1f5c-44ca-aa5c-89113a02d1c5|So I think I've earned your trust.  Let me help you clean those clothes before they stain.
995237fb-af23-4d10-ac74-aa2bfa2ea771|Ok, looks like we're all alone here.  Just give me your dress and I'll get it in the washing machine.
176fb7dd-298f-45a4-adec-e41dd9ca2ec7|Hey are you ok in here?  Do you need anything?
a2cf2a10-5ce2-478c-8cf2-f3ad85456de2|Your panties look like they're soaked too.  Want me to throw them into the wash for you too?
65a2df1d-8015-4ae0-a417-34e015d806ab|If it's any consolation at all, wet clothes and all, you're still adorable!
c07da81b-e62e-4e60-a264-8d3f16216c08|I saw Frank checking out your ass.  Oh wait, that was me.
3f1d2c13-6201-4b13-a423-473bbafee224|So what do you say you pay me back for saving your life with a blow job?
07f548c6-fcee-45e3-a911-f9673f82b3bc|What's the deal with you and Madison anyway?
f497c50b-1f56-4797-b93c-94514968b1fe|Damn!  I wish that I was cross-eyed so I could see you twice.
2b0abb98-537a-47f8-8a64-29989e4d2fec|Hey, I'm really sorry that I untied your top...
bdcf4f6c-a574-4de9-9d55-acc6125b42b8|Hey I'm looking to score a little chronic.  You don't have any do you?
5892286f-c4cb-4d76-a611-678e3311829f|Will you sign this petition for me?
af48e5ff-e5b6-4744-aa6e-0a611520895d|Madison has nudes on her phone!
4f43a731-8827-4fe1-bb0c-df0c30d90d06|Vickie seems to be a fan of nudes.
af2e3c88-286d-4a3a-a2c1-0ed3d59853d4|I hear Katherine may be able to help with these nudes.
1d9a0e37-dde4-4f11-8a63-ce790230741c|Patrick's got a site for nudes that we could use. Did you know that?
56b354dc-9cb5-4674-8e1c-1dc22a79982f|I've got the male "talent" for our prank!
8509a172-7cc3-43d2-abe8-cfcd863bfaf1|Ashley! So are you the co-host of this party?
a3ddbbab-a026-46be-8283-f22c5fc27890|I got Madison's phone back! What next?
2735cdd2-afcd-4201-855f-d78070a08d02|Miss, I think your sandal is slipping off again...
4acc488f-4f6f-4382-9f6b-ff0be586bc56|Tell me about the guests of the evening, Ashley.
52152e91-c893-4e85-ba2f-e9c635a1746d|So about that diary...
d20db5f4-306e-4bb9-bf97-d4f5de009bb0|There was somebody you forgot to mention. What about Brittney?
57c0a749-d5d1-453c-87ec-d6e6dc282acd|There's a girl upstairs by herself. Have you met Brittney?
dc6b203a-b95e-4612-8d71-26a4fad12377|test
bb479d5a-99c5-41c7-b18e-a5c3667c300f|See you later, Ashley!

[Quests]
417e6480-b266-4ac8-9b79-a1ddc623afc2|Invasion of Privacy
417e6480-b266-4ac8-9b79-a1ddc623afc2Description|Ashley wants you to find Madison's diary and bring it to her for proof she can trust you.
86a26039-0fe0-4faf-800d-87055faaecb8|Ashley's Wet
86a26039-0fe0-4faf-800d-87055faaecb8Description|Ashley wants you to find something to help her remove the beer from all over her dress and skin... aside from your toungue.  Nice try though.
5a45a833-ee53-4d63-88c5-34a5eda727bf|A Change of Heart
5a45a833-ee53-4d63-88c5-34a5eda727bfDescription|Does Ashley really deserve this?  Maybe you should try to help her out of her situation.  Or not.  You decide.
76cd3b14-9e0a-40c0-9d3c-d06c3898a023|Redemption
76cd3b14-9e0a-40c0-9d3c-d06c3898a023Description|I need to get on Ashley's good side again with my newly-gained ability to converse like a normal human being.
63491b66-76b0-4b8e-9b86-1ba62698f1af|The Candyman Can!
63491b66-76b0-4b8e-9b86-1ba62698f1afDescription|I need to score some reefer for Ashley.  Somebody here at the party must know where I can score some.
054f271d-845c-4b3c-a06f-8670bc54724a|Quest Name
054f271d-845c-4b3c-a06f-8670bc54724aDescription|Quest Description
eeca99ad-50cb-4494-a38b-772c0f00de2d|Military Precision
eeca99ad-50cb-4494-a38b-772c0f00de2dDescription|You now possess naked photos of Madison and Ashley wants to weaponize them, but not by just throwing them up on any old image board. She needs a silver bullet. Who could best help with that? 
9df4af74-23b7-46a7-bf93-d8f7c7902331|Stud Search
9df4af74-23b7-46a7-bf93-d8f7c7902331Description|Madison's got to have a partner to "tango" with. Find that person.
feac773f-7c3b-4fca-84bf-0ea2fc6f8121|Signs of Affection
feac773f-7c3b-4fca-84bf-0ea2fc6f8121Description|Gift Ashley with something you know she'd really like.
8e5d4c66-7386-4610-a5fa-94727f189e0b|Family Time
8e5d4c66-7386-4610-a5fa-94727f189e0bDescription|Wait for Ashley and Patrick to finish catching up. Or Get Patrick out of the picture.
bfe97eea-822d-498e-82f1-a752f40901ef|Voicemail Vengeance
bfe97eea-822d-498e-82f1-a752f40901efDescription|Play the voicemail on Madison's phone, quick!
a86e5f53-2db2-4855-b8a1-edc36586a443|Matchmaker
a86e5f53-2db2-4855-b8a1-edc36586a443Description|Talk to Derek about getting with Madison.
0aa125b5-71bb-4706-9a75-3cfb07f9a72a|Quest Name
0aa125b5-71bb-4706-9a75-3cfb07f9a72aDescription|Quest Description
1864f73d-4b1a-49f0-8a2b-b7ccad385dad|Sibling Warfare
1864f73d-4b1a-49f0-8a2b-b7ccad385dadDescription|Help Ashley pull off her master prank against Madison and live to tell the tale.
5b50dea1-ccc9-4c4f-b507-9b770b11d045|Smooth Operator - Ashley
5b50dea1-ccc9-4c4f-b507-9b770b11d045Description|See if you’ve got what it takes to earn Ashley’s affection by just being a charming individual. Shouldn’t be too hard, right?
6fcac18e-98cf-4ab8-b5d2-34833f4987d9|Drunk and Disorderly - Ashley
6fcac18e-98cf-4ab8-b5d2-34833f4987d9Description|Beer seems to fuel Ashley’s rage towards her sister Madison. More beer...more rage.
0a77fcc8-d2c8-40fc-9a01-aaedcd8417d8|Road to Redemption
0a77fcc8-d2c8-40fc-9a01-aaedcd8417d8Description|After untying Ashley’s top, you’ve really lowered your chances of helping her prank the hell out of Madison. Though, there’s hope for you yet! Find a way to enter back into her good graces.

[Events]
91d0def4-ccdb-4252-8965-42cb9b2100dd|If I show Ashley what I found on Madison's phone, there's probably no going back. Am I sure I want to do this?
53d0c099-2e19-4c39-83bd-4b9ec9b98302|Hmm.  Interesting.  Looks like Ashley is not a fan of Madison...
2aec68a3-ab30-4cf7-acb3-95cfbcfdfefc|Damn, I should have gotten to know her a little better first...
1fba95e3-2142-4d6b-99e2-1b8d2e3e4346|Looks like it's working.  I should keep an eye on Ashley.
22bde098-98b5-48a5-8a83-46ab01b85863|Wow she was so happy that she didn't even realize I never gave her back her panties!
21adc4e2-e7e7-4386-8856-18cfe3f25c58|Shit, maybe I should have been more mindful about who can hear me before having that conversation.
792af445-33b3-4f85-be37-a6cab9deb85f|Shit, I guess I she wasn't into me enough for me to ask something like that...
f692ebd4-4330-4be1-a335-4b74942b208e|How did that not work...
129a8234-0314-4da5-b3a0-43fc0ca35aed|Well fuck.  Now what? I guess let's try to add some color to this thing.
96a4a9fb-3d39-4ac6-ae1f-6440c55949e4|Ashley's let me back in on the prank!
0aeb3f05-2cdd-4769-838e-195260aa3f79|Guess I should figure out a way to get this into a more consumable form...
85f8d72a-52e2-4c88-a43b-7b24b5b5ac86|If I show Ashley what I found on Madison's phone, there's probably no going back. Am I sure I want to do this?
fa39592b-b6ce-473a-9bb4-d4dc32f3b881|My beautiful prank master said I need to close the door before I can "rise" through the ranks any further.
1ad1562d-efd7-4b39-a0e8-66c500ce84b7|Pst, this is your dirty conscience: if you want to know more about Patrick's smut site, play the "Date Night With Brittney" side story!
3349a34a-a6f6-478f-a354-bdb8e29ae6fd|Looks like Ashley's done with drinking for the night. Guess that makes sense.
e75eeeea-a688-4d72-9dfc-2a9bb984384c|Hmm.  She just ran into the bathroom.  Nobody really saw her.  I guess I should have thought this out better.
dc374b3d-c42d-444f-aaed-009cfe89f455|Hmm.  She just ran into the bathroom.  Nobody really saw her.  I guess I should have thought this out better.
377a7dc7-c457-4c81-82a3-c7cefdb10928|Hmm.  She just ran into the bathroom.  Nobody really saw her.  I guess I should have thought this out better.
80b67e91-01b2-429f-8c79-98d1457f7dab|There.  I poured the entire bottle of Clear Eyes into the Soda.  Somebody's about to have a really bad day.
ec687555-0b3a-432a-b13d-ebe96d900260|This soda has been laced with Clear Eyes.  Whoever drinks it is bound to feel ill rather quickly.
1d7dbb19-b072-4d11-b256-0fdc9b0e9de0|Tampered Soda
23ac413d-edd6-497c-94bd-59b9e687978a|Hmm.  She just ran into the bathroom.  Nobody really saw her.  I guess I should have thought this out better.
e1c66523-8142-45ff-af2e-949fcd63fd67|Ashley's not gonna show me a good time in front of anybody who comes stumbling into her room. I gotta close that door!
